Habitual Shopper Prints

sale on paradigm shifts.

How do you like the new suit?

Long Limo Wait

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'