Habitual Shopper Prints

sale on paradigm shifts.

How do you like the new suit?

Long Limo Wait

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'