Traditionalist Traveler Gifts

A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Hoxton map.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."