Traditionalist Traveler Gifts

A man watches as his neighbor leaves for work riding on a fast horse.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Baptism Then and Now

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Hoxton map.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''