Travel Traditionalist Gifts

"Why leave home if we're only going to stay in a homestay?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Herb's from Texas."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A bit of Newlyn.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Luddite Zoom.