Travel Traditionalist Pillows

"Why leave home if we're only going to stay in a homestay?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Baptism Then and Now

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A bit of Newlyn.

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."