Touring Tradition Pillows

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Out of kilter.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Bradley Wiggins

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Baptism Then and Now

Midwest Winter Items.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"It was her mothers"