Tourism Enthusiast Pillows

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Whale watching

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

Desert crawler finds a sign reading, 'Be Sure To Visit Our Gift Shop!'

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

Big Ben scaffolding

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Early model of baggage claim"

The World's Easiest Airport

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."