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Le Roi Kong

Tourist Attraction No. 459

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Are we there yet?'