Historical Tourist Pillows

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

Historical Near Misses. The Battle of Two Creeks Was Almost Fought Here on June 19th, 1846 … but it rained.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Servicemen.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Knight Golfing

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Where was the TSA?'

Moses' Tablet

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"It is we."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Are we there yet?'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Caption Contest TK

Nobody Upstages Trump!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Un ballo in maschera

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

In my day, they didn

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Thomas Keneally

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.