Historical Tours Pillows

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"...it's another metal detector."

See you at Charing Cross!

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

An Appreciation

Streetcar in New Orleans

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Stonehenge Books

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Bath Bonfire

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."

"Have you got any after ten tours for people who never get up before eight-thirty?"

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

Out-of-Towner

Winery tours.

Old Rope

Knowing your audience

NYC Walking Tour

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

Welcome to our city - a great place to live, work and be outplaced.

Suburban Sightseers

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."