Unconventional Traveler Gifts

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Island Entrance Fee

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Cycle Path on Desert Island

What passes for a RESTSTOP, next exit!

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"You are going on a long journey. . ."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"What?!... You said you wanted to holiday somewhere different this year!"

Honeymoon Camper

"Ahhh... close enough."

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Kardiff.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Safari.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Hotel mini-bar.

Moon Souvenirs

Odd Spas

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Pub Kendo.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.