Unconventional Adventurer Gifts

Pub Kendo.

Welcome to Garbage World.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Now you can send it."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"...it's another metal detector."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Punk Angel

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Chattanooga choo choo

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Other Fiction

'Well, we made it.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'