Out-of-this-world Adventurer Gifts

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

Pub Kendo.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'

"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk....are you my dog or my personal trainer?"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Chattanooga choo choo