Out-of-this-world Adventurer Pillows

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

Pub Kendo.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Throw a stick, throw a ball, take a walk....are you my dog or my personal trainer?"

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Other Fiction

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest