Unconventional Adventurer Pillows

Pub Kendo.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Punk Angel

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Other Fiction

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Chattanooga choo choo

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

'Well, we made it.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"