Off-the-beaten-path Adventurer Gifts

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Who can we call?"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Pub Kendo.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Chattanooga choo choo

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Other Fiction

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Got Facebook and Twitter, but I forgot to post about being off-the-grid to Instagram.

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Well, we made it.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"