Off-the-beaten-path Adventurer Gifts

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Who can we call?"

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Pub Kendo.

Child breaks fish bowl whilst playing with toy rocket

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Chattanooga choo choo

'Look Mummy, I'm a shark!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Children's Spirit Slips Out at Night.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

Other Fiction

'Well, we made it.'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"