Off-the-beaten-path Explorer Gifts

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Undiscovered Portugal, Linda, oh you'll love it! We went there years ago."

"Did you find a cheap European trip for us?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Polar bear bowling alley

The only way to see the world is to see the world

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Hang on a minute...'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Toys

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Little boys

The Fall from Pisa

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"This can't be good."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Universe of reading