Explorer Of The Unexpected Gifts

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Giraffe'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Lost World: You are Here

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Traffic Cone Monsters

Bird Bath.

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Yonder

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'How am I doing?'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Khan Hunt

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

To the Aquarium

'Cryonics Kit'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

Unusual Retirement Plans

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'