Explorer Of The Unexpected T-Shirts

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Giraffe'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Lost World: You are Here

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Traffic Cone Monsters

Bird Bath.

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Yonder

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'How am I doing?'

“It's his first hibachi.”

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

To the Aquarium

'Cryonics Kit'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Unusual Retirement Plans

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.