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"I've come for your exciting research."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Relative obscurity 5 mi"

"It's lovely there this time of year, if there isn't a war."

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

The Lost World: You are Here

Yonder

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Crab with a clown face.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."