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'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Lost World: You are Here

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."