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If you were an iceberg...

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The discovery of electricity...

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

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'It's an antique!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'Hang on a minute...'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Professor, this changes everything."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.