Hidden Depths Explorer Mugs

If you were an iceberg...

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

The discovery of electricity...

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'It's an antique!'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

EU: Behind the scenes.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

You have the worst spring breath.

'Hang on a minute...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Jacques Cousteau.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"I thought it was deeper here."

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."