Hidden Depths Discoverer T-Shirts

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

If you were an iceberg...

'Curiosity'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Well it took us five years to find it, but we finally did... now if we can just locate the key, we'll be rich!'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

'Have you farted?'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Scuba diver using beer rather than air.

'This looks like a good spot.'

To be as inconspicuous as possible, Dr. Bloom designed his bathysphere to look like something...well, edible.'

Good Ship Lollipop

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'It's the aquarium...'

Fish using a metal detector to avoid fishing hooks.

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

"Kkerching."

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

A prince in a garden