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"Anyone with nothing to hide isn't living up to their potential."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Sunbathers.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Shark Chum

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

If you were an iceberg...

'Oceanographers go home'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Is it labor day already?'

Archaeologists

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

Solstice 2022

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Where's Waldo: Autumn Edition

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"Above the ceiling is plenty of duct space, a perfect hideout for when the in-laws visit."

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

"This is my new pool Rodney...yeah, I know it doesn't take up too much of the garden but it is 100ft deep!"

"I love playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with Hammerheads. They never find us here."

Though he found the perfect spot, it would be the last time Sal the fish played hide-and-seek.