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"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sunbathers.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Rainbow/Horizon

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'