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'Don't look at me like that, it's not my fault!'

Conversational Drift

'It's always a little dicey using tectonic plates.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

How Glaciations Begin

Stratigraphy

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Well, we got the grant."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'