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"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Tallyho!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Think Tank

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

Stratigraphy

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

tiger strangling snakes