Geology Fan Gifts

"That rock looks a bit like you, dad!"

Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended that he may have said you're as old as the supercontinent "Pangea." What kind of weasely apology is that?! He didn

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Tallyho!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Rock - see you in a million years!

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Think Tank

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

How Glaciations Begin

Stratigraphy

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."