Zoology Fan Gifts

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

tiger strangling snakes

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

Symbiosis

Flying Rhino

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"But I'm gay."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

'Yes,I know, but where do you suppose I'm going to find a rhino around here?'

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

That one? That one? What about that one? Listen, it's getting late, we need to stop browsing and pick something.

You really need to fix that hole in your pouch lining.

Randy, if you could be any animal there is, which one would you be? Easy: I'd be a Bonobo monkey. But not just any Bonobo monkey, I'd be the king of all Bonobo monkeys. They resolve all their conflicts with a little good, old-fashioned, hot, steamy lovin'. They're the best animal to be. DO you agree? Totally, of course. No conflict here.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Author's Bio-diversity.

Naked Mole Rat

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Praying mantis.

Rogue elephant

"No son of mine is going into entomology."