Archeology Fan Gifts

"It's obvious that they had no intelligent means of communication...."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Tallyho!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Used wheels

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Oedipus

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pyramids exploding.

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I think I'm lost."