Archeology Fan Gifts

"It's obvious that they had no intelligent means of communication...."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Tallyho!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Used wheels

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

I'm With Stooped

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Pyramids exploding.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'