Ancient World Fan Gifts

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

'The fire went out?- You did get a warranty,didn't you?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Those Were The Days

"Darn autocorrect!"

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Oedipus

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Romans.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Pyramids exploding.

How Romans give each other a high five...

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Easter Island Secret

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'