Zoology Enthusiast Gifts

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Professor Philips finally settles the debate on bears lavatorial habits,

Yeah, maybe so, but you're not higher up on the food chain.

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

Food Chain Gang

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"Hard to believe, but some say we've evolved from those beasts."

City Zoo: Day Care

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"The hyenas started it."

Farm Humor.

The Worm Charmer

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."