Zoology Aficionado Gifts

'An ark? Why are we always the last to know?'

Eskimo turtle

"To a wonderful amphibious being!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

New Migrating Patterns

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

The Worm Charmer

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Farm Humor.

"The hyenas started it."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

God's Subcontractors

"Tallyho!"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."