Zoology Aficionado Prints

'An ark? Why are we always the last to know?'

Eskimo turtle

"To a wonderful amphibious being!"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

New Migrating Patterns

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Farm Humor.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Worm Charmer

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

God's Subcontractors

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."