Zoology Lover Prints

'There's a spot on your coat.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The hyenas started it."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Farm Humor.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

The Worm Charmer

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Tallyho!"

God's Subcontractors

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Koalas when no one's looking"