Zoology Fan T-Shirts

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Tallyho!"

tiger strangling snakes

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

Deceased drug cartel boss Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos to be sterilised

Symbiosis

Flying Rhino

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"But I'm gay."

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

'Yes,I know, but where do you suppose I'm going to find a rhino around here?'

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Author's Bio-diversity.

Naked Mole Rat

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Praying mantis.

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

Rogue elephant

Bug hanging up stockings

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

International House of Excrement

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."