Crypto-zoology Fan Gifts

"I would imagine he's on his way to stop things in the big city."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Bigfoot"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Bigfoot tracks...

Scientist seen on loch.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

tiger strangling snakes

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Loch Ness Monster