Cryptozoology Fan Gifts

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Global warming will come soon. Bigfoot and the Yeti told me so.

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

'Tell me honestly, they're not that big, are they?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"For he's an abominable fellow."

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Bigfoot at the Podiatrist

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Myths and legends...

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Bigfoot tracks...

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."