Cryptozoology Fan Gifts

Global warming will come soon. Bigfoot and the Yeti told me so.

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

'Tell me honestly, they're not that big, are they?'

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Bigfoot at the Podiatrist

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Tallyho!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Myths and legends...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Bigfoot tracks...

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

tiger strangling snakes

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"