Cryptozoology Buffs Gifts

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Lou liked to use his 'fake footprint shoes'...

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Naked Mole Rat

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'White meat or dark?'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Big Boy Foot