Cryptozoologists Gifts

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are that big...

"Here's the sick squid I owe you. . ."

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The hyenas started it."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Farm Humor.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

The Worm Charmer

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

God's Subcontractors

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Bigfoot"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"