Crypto-zoologist Gifts

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

Polly txt speak

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Worm Charmer

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The hyenas started it."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Farm Humor.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

God's Subcontractors

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"