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The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

Scientist seen on loch.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"This is my man cave."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Big Boy Foot

' I like our new guide.He seems to know his way around these woods.'

Loch Ness Monster