Cryptozoology Admirer Gifts

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Naked Mole Rat

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

Scientist seen on loch.

Scientists continue their research on the Hippocampus.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"This is my man cave."

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'White meat or dark?'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'