Cryptozoology Fans Gifts

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Tallyho!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

tiger strangling snakes

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"