Cryptozoology Fans Pillows

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Tallyho!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Bigfoot"

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Bigfoot tracks...

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Scientist seen on loch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

tiger strangling snakes

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."