Cryptozoology Buff Pillows

The Abominable Snowman

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."

Bigfoot Locker

"How are you feeling today?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Bigfoot"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Myths and legends...

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Naked Mole Rat

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'