Cryptozoology Buff Mugs

The Abominable Snowman

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."

Bigfoot Locker

"How are you feeling today?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Naked Mole Rat

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Bigfoot tracks...

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Scientist seen on loch.

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'White meat or dark?'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Big Boy Foot