Cryptozoologist Pillows

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

Scientist seen on loch.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

Yes, I'm Real.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"What's the difference between a man and Bigfoot?"

Yeti

"Kind of a moot point, isn't it?"

Yeti in the outhouse

Akme Foot Powder

Bigfoot laughing at snowshoes

"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."

"I'm convinced. . .We stink!"

"We better be careful, I hear he's suffering from gout."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Darn! And me without my camera!!"

"The reports were right. . . he's using 'tools'."

Selfie Face-Off

Aha! - how do I know you're not a Sasquatch wearing a HUMAN mask..?

Bigfoot Research Center

"That bloke is an absolute LEGEND!!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

The Existential Bigfoot

"This turns our understanding of mermaids completely upside down."

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."