Cryptozoology Pillows

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Scientist seen on loch.

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'I love the leg room.'

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

The Abominable Snowman

Yes, I'm Real.

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

"Well, then, maybe don't name your Wi-Fi TheRealBigFoot."

Abominable Snowmail

"[UNABLE TO PROCESS THIS IMAGE]"

"I'm doing a Bigfoot hoax."

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Stay focused, man. We're on a search for Big Foot."

Rare Bigfoot photo. Overdone Bigfoot photo.

"You believe in me. That's all that matters!"

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"Guys in third row, making me very nervous. . ."

Ask Me About My Big Feet