Cryptozoology T-Shirts

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Scientist seen on loch.

"And I thought she didn't know I existed!"

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'If you embraced social media, people wouldn't doubt our existence.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"You haven't got a mobile or fax, your not on the internet, no wonder people think you don't exist!"

"Got any new monster trucks?"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"The Yeti probably thinks he can hide in plain sight, which, of course, is impossible. But he's much too stupid to know that."

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

The Abominable Snowman

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."

"Put your profile pic on HotSquatch.com, what have you got to lose?"

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Always thought the Abominable Snowman would look a bit different"

'I love the leg room.'

Yes, I'm Real.

The main reason I came out of hiding? FOMO."

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

The veracity of the "Nessie" picture was made less likely by Bigfoot's photobomb.

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

BIGFOOT?! That's the nicest thing anyone's ever called me!

Relax, she's a teen – of course she acts like we don't exist.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

" - Well. . . at least we found the bigfoot. . ."

"I've never seen anything like that. It must be faux fur."

Yeti